A dangerous invasion of chicks has begun. It all started on 20/03/2012 at 21:03 when Pikachu's external CCTV cameras picked up this blurry image:
He sent out a remote rover and at 22:55, this flashed in front of the lens:
At 15:47 on 24/03/2012, he emailed this picture and message: "I think we're in trouble:"
After trying to take over Pikachu's command centre, around 30 chicks were apprehended. As it was too dangerous to keep them together, they were distributed to members of Year 4 to keep under control.
Mon 26 Mar 2012 15:47:27 BST from Grace:
My chick is crazy - it pecked my teddy bear she's evil - help me now .
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa my chick is crazy it ran in mud and tried to peck my cat - its mad maaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!!!!!!!!
Mon 26 Mar 2012 18:52:13 BST from Joshua 1:
My chick ate the toaster!!! But I think he learnt his lesson because his legs got blown off!!! (He managed to fix them back on though, luckily) So I don't think he'll try anything else except taking the mouse! He took A WHOLE HOUR to find again so we put him in a plasticine safe which he escaped from. This time he swallowed a pencil. He choaked and now feels a bit poorly though so we're not going to have any more mischief from him today.
Fri 30 Mar 2012 15:56:10 BST from Tola
My chick has gone nuts! It bit my nose and ate the tv! Why did you give me this crazy chick? Come immediately if you want to see a mutant chick eat stuff!
Message A.K.A HEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mr Sidey and Pikachu are on holiday in Devon at the moment - yet another "Travelodge sale" holiday. They were shocked when they found the invasion had spread. This is what they found in their room:
When I pulled back the bed covers to go to sleep...
In the morning, about to do my teeth...
3rd April: When Pikachu and I got back from our cycle ride, we heard a strange noise coming from the room. When we got inside, we found this...
4rd April. During breakfast, we heard a strange scratching, pecking noise outside the room. Luckily there is a peep hole in the door and when I looked, I saw this:
On 6th April, I went to an old school-friend's house (see holiday blog.) Whilst there, Pikachu got attacked:
We also saw them on the children's trampoline:
They were even trying to climb up and attack my friend's son playing on the climbing frame:
My chick found a monster mother chicken more terrifying than himself! She was so terrifying that your chicken that you gave us was even a little bit scared! Things that my chick did in the holidays: break into Dungeness power station, ran away, broke a vase, laid a chocolate egg and scared away the Easter Bunny!
On Thursday 29th March, I went to Brownies and I got to take another chick home. When I got home I put her and Pecky together and at bed time I overheard them whispering. Pecky told Becky (the other chick,) that she has to join the secret invasion but Becky said "no". Just then Pecky got so angry she started pecking at Becky and forced her into joining!
So then I got annoyed and in the morning built them a pen out of things in my room. I've got to say it was quite small, and because of that I made it cosy inside. I put an ice cream cone rubber in, a Sylvanian Family bath, with a towel on a towel rack and a china chick pot in (for a bed.)
Now Pecky keeps purposely pecking Becky for fun, but Becky doesn't think it's fun.
Some of my massive Easter eggs have gone missing and on Easter night Pecky had something brown around her mouth so I think its them who've eaten them!!
This is Pecky here ..... I have taken daisy hostage.....
I have had enough of the terrible reports of my poor chick family being naughty under your command. Tonight I am going to try and set them free from those terrible owners, you had better lock your front doors!!!!
"HELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!! SOMEONE HELPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!"
The attack of the chicks!
When I was in my car on the way home from school my chick made a break for it! Luckily I caught him. When I got home he made another break for it but I caught him. Khjfhklkiuyuyttrretfyhhnhbv bhn bhyuuhtgfdevb bgt !!!!!!! NOW HE’S GOING OVER MY KEY BOARD [LUCKLY I HAD TIME TO WRITE THIS LINE]sdfiuurourgu neorug soeu ntu oue noi uoi reoupnue . On Friday my chick smuggled himself to France in my luggage. When I stopped off in Bourg-en-Bresse he saw giant chicken and thought I made a mistake stopping here – Bourg-en Bresse is famous for chickens – they will help me he thought.
But he followed me to dinner and when he saw the menu then he ran straight back to the hotel because he saw lots of chicken on it. [Bourg-en-Bresse eats lots of chicken and breed very tasty chicken]. The next day my family headed for the Alps. Chick brought his snow board. Chick was in a snow park showing off, and then the marmot police spotted him and chased him down the slope. Chick had brought his mini backpack, and then he opened it up and took out a boomerang. Chick started throwing the boomerang at the marmot police. But the marmot police’s excellent skiing manoeuvres allowed them to dodge the boomerang. Eventually the marmot police caught him and took him all the way back to England and put back him in prison. Today my chick tried to steal my stuff and leave. He headed towards Dover to catch a ferry to France but when he got to passport control he couldn’t get through because, he forgot his passport so he came back. When he was back the police came to tell him of, for stealing my things. Now he’s back in prison.
All text/images (c)2012 M.Sidey unless otherwise named. Some text from Year 4 has been edited to be toddler friendly.